Lady Gaga

How to piss Lady Gaga off?

Poke her face.

Bullshit

After so long we met.

I smiled a little, and you smiled so much.

But when I tried to smile more, you didn’t.

Barbie Girl

When are you coming? I have been waiting.

If you don’t come now, I won’t be able to see you in a long time.

Google X 4

For whatever reasons, this site is awesome. Fucking awesome in fact. Fawesome. 4some. Literally

Single Parent

When a single parent is dating, the relationship between the child and the parent’s date can easily be shown by the gender of the child.

A negative one can be shown by the child being the same gender as the date, while a positive one will be where the child and date are of the opposite gender.

The Seat

Sometimes, the ladies ask for a talk. You know what’s the biggest thing on the guy’s mind?
It’s not about the relationship or money or family. Its more like this:

But sadly to his dismay, she starts off simply by:

But you know, this problem can be solved very simply as well.

In fact, I might even do just that.

Redundance

Don’t give a blind man a photograph. Don’t give a deaf mand a music player.
Don’t give a mute man a microphone. Don’t give a stupid man a word.

Education

Your education is what you are.

Every thought and action is a reflection of one’s education.

It is not about what you have, but what you make of what you have, and even what you make of what you don’t.

Thyself

You must learn to love yourself before anyone else can.

Happiness

Happiness isn’t getting what you want.
It’s enjoying what you already have.

Look in the mirror, and kiss yourself.

Siberian Husky

Quick Delivery

Practice, Perform

Take every practice as a performance, and you’ll be at your best.

Take every performance as a practice, and you’ll keep improving.

Freedom

Freedom is not free

So now what? I hate this part.

What’s more, one more is in.

Screw it.

So is it over before it even starts?

We met again.

This time longer.

I loved it, and I’m sure you did too.

And that is exactly why I love you.

And now you came when I was there.
And then we met.
And I smiled.